Author: cbain

Whoever abducted me, my partner and our cat can make us all feel the urge to throw up on demand. I noticed puke in the bathroom this morning, and upon checking the camera it was my partner. Then shortly after falling back asleep, we were both woken up by the sound of our cat puking…

The Sheffield Lake Police department helps parents abuse their children and makes sure that the parents don’t suffer for it at all. My parents called the cops on me when I was a teenager because there was some crushed-up cereal inside a mentos container that they were calling heroin. My mom must have also gotten…

After I completed an entire software engineering project at Beckett by myself, people from the company started to talk. I was told that I was being brought into engineering. The CEO at the time told the head of HR to do “market research” to find a good starting pay for my new position. At the…

We seem to be a third-world country swirling down the toilet into anarchy. This is not a nice place to visit. It looks the same here as it does on the other side of the globe. The police in our country cannot be trusted, cannot be held accountable, and corporations that stayed in the United…

Sometimes when I cough, I feel an electrical shock throughout my body. I feel it mostly in my neck and shoulders and head. I noticed that the same thing happens occasionally when I raise my voice. I just tried holding my shoulder like I do to stop electrical feeling chest pain and coughed, and the…

Anyone who is on Suboxone and experiences hot/cold flashes while stable on the medication, I believe this is the police attempting to get you to take more so they can say you are abusing your medication. When I was still working, these people would cause this multiple times per day and on occasion I would…

I’m worried that after facing so much backlash about spousal abuse, the police are abusing people’s animals. Our cat that we’ve had since a kitten has within the last year started acting like an animatronic. She meows by dropping her jaw, letting noise out, then raising her jaw. She has started acting out and shitting…

What could possibly be the reason for my Birth Certificate going missing for a few weeks? They ended up putting it back where they took it from, but they haven’t returned my social security card yet. When I reported this to the authorities, no one contacted me about it. When I tried to talk to…

When I was very young, I started trying to find work online. I did a “job” for a guy in Greece who owned an internet cafe to make changes to a game server whose source code was in Java. I wish I could remember the exact age, but it was around 12 years old. In…

If you suddenly start smelling something that shouldn’t be there out of nowhere, try plugging both of your ears. I’m being tortured with the smell of cat litter with the cat in the bed, but if I plug my ears, it goes away.