It seems to have become public knowledge that lights flashing in your eyes, with your eyelids closed, that flash to rhythm of people talking having a conversation and the feeling of a constant electromagnetic pulse going through the body is 100% a mental health condition of some kind. There is no possible way to measure this, according to the police in North Olmsted. The exact condition which causes lights to flash different colors in your eyes with your eyelids closed to the rhythm of conversation is not yet known, it is only known that it is indeed mental health and not the result of criminal harassment.
One of the milder symptoms I have found is my head bobbing up and down and around as if dancing to a tune or agreeing with someone as they are talking – to the rhythm of conversation. When it’s happening, it takes all of my concentration and use of my mind and muscles to keep my body still as it normally is.
The other symptom I’ve noticed with this condition is- my facial expressions on my face seem to make faces to/at the voices as they are talking in real time. Faces that I’ve never made in my life, and they are just as hard to counteract as the bobbing of the head.
The astute team at Metro Health are the ones who discovered this new, as of yet unnamed mental health condition. Congratulations to the internal medicine team; stay tuned to the company’s public announcements.
I am currently being subject to monitoring 24/7 so that more information can be learned. As of now, it is unknown how many people have come down with this new mental illness.
I have learned that electronic harassment is not real, and the people in Nevada wrote that information in the legislature as a joke, to get one over on all the people suffering from this new condition. I apologize for misleading. At least, that’s what they want me to say.