For the past half hour after Michael has left the house, I have been laying down on the bed trying to take a nap. Right as I feel like I’m about to fall asleep, I feel a sharp pain in my right testicle. As if someone took their finger and flicked it, hard. This happens at the press of a button. When I sit up in bed, they stop doing it.
I laid back down a second time after they hadn’t done it for over 10 minutes, and almost immediately they start flicking my testicle again.